SECLUDED RURAL HOME OR MOBILE HOME WANTED FOR RENT FOR UNDER $800 A MONTH. ALSO INTERESTED IN MOBILE OR MANUFACTURED HOME FOR SALE UNDER $12,500.
I am looking to rent a home or mobile home for about $800 a month. I am looking for a secluded home with few or no neighbors. Been wanting to escape annoying apartments & packed in neighborhoods for quite some time. In the middle of nowhere is fine. It must be located within the Wisconsin Area shown below or close to it. In or near the Hartford Wisconsin area is preferable. It must of course have modern conveniences. Electricity, phone line, etc. I landscape and garden in my spare time so I will probably improve the property. I need a year round home so I would not be interested in those homes where people spend the summer and then try to rent it out just for the winter. If you have a home for rent then please contact us.
DUPLEX APARTMENT ANNOYANCES
A Daily Perpetual Angst Ridden Hellish Malaise
Loud unmarried twenty something couples.
Lazy guys who stay home all the time and watch TV at top volume all day and all night.
Guys who must pound there feet in the floor as if their trying to prove what a big man they are.
Late night visitors of these young unmarried couples who pound on the door at 3 AM.
Scratches on the side of my new car caused by immature & irresponsible drunk twenty something couples.
Live in a place where this couple controls the heat for the entire building but never turn on so its a nice 65 degrees one minute and then 80 the next.
Constant pounding of cabinets, doors, and who knows what else.
Bird droppings, twigs, and leaves constantly all over car clogging air intakes.
Thinking both losers have left for at least a few hours but once again the guy is hiding downstairs.
Looking out the window. Not a soul in site. Then walking to your mailbox which is 2 feet from the front door and out of nowhere another person desperate for conversation pops out of nowhere to give you the old "howdy neighbor" hoping it will launch into a full blown mindless waste of time conversation.
Constant Big Mac trucks pounding up and down the road.
Realizing that you have moved into a way station of drunken white trash losers. Wondering if one of them will stumble in one night thinking they still live here because they are all hoped up on some chemical substance.
Hearing the constant car door slams of the neighbors 67 sons coming to visit her on a daily basis. What is it with these families who have 100 sons.? How about one girl for a change? Although they look like girls from the back with that long greasy hair.
Twenty something couples that conveniently work right down the road so they can pop in anytime they want especially at lunchtime(12:05 on the dot) so they can check that important mail and pound around some more.
If they finally by chance go out on Friday or Saturday night then they must then run home before 11:30. Do these people have friends or a life. Are they just that dog lazy?
Every time your going somewhere and you just want to leave unfettered they magically appear out of nowhere.
Other nosey neighbors that you don't even talk to must magically appear to greet your guests and pump them for information about you. Get A Life!
All the people so hard up for a conversation that they must appear out of nowhere at the first sign of another human. GO SOMEWHERE LIKE YOUR TRASHY BEER BARS TO MEET PEOPLE. DON'T STAY HOME LIKE LAZY LOSERS AND THEM AMBUSH PEOPLE WHO HAPPEN BY TO SATISFY YOUR NOSEY VOCAL THOUGHT SHARING NEEDS.
Trying to back out of a long drive way around cars parked on it and then waiting for busy traffic on the street to clear up.
The embarrassing yells of "UPS" "UPS" when you get a delivery. TRY TO AVOID UPS!
Loser guys who have to have their girlfriend always drive. What is she your mommy? Are you just lazy as hell? Can someone say DRUNK DRIVING LICENSE REVOCATION!!!
Couples who you can't tell if they are boyfriend/girlfriend, brother/sister, just friends.....who knows!
Loud TV that goes mysteriously silent when the guy is home alone, and you can hear this repeating pounding music, and other sounds. Can someone say "Must Watch Sex Video And Complete The Act Before My girlfriend/sister/or friend gets home".
People parking in your space or blocking you in.
The disgusting smell of cheap cigarettes.
ALL DAY EVERY DAY IS JUST ANNOYING. WHO COULD STAND TO LIVE LIKE THIS ONE MORE DAY. MUST HAVE A SECLUDED HOME NOW! THANK YOU! GOD BLESS THE LANDLORD WHO HAS THE HOUSE I NEED!
"Those Dam Bobbsey Twins" Those Dam Bosecordals"